I now understand what the scholars who tried to interpret the Dead Sea Scrolls felt like as I try to decode the previous text messages from the Dukes of Flatbush team as they near the beach area and come to the home legs of Reach The Beach.

For you reading pleasure, here are some snippets of what I have been able to decode thus far:

  • Christina is 1.5M into a 4 miler and then Fayth drops the hammer
  • Fifi’s email is Gaylord
  • GJ just muscled through a mean 5.5M, exhausted from death duel with dragon last night
  • No one can fathom simple arithmetic even with chisem bob maneuvers
  • Sean just tried to take a bite out of another runner
  • Midge thinking he has carrot cake
  • GJ is thinking he is the reincarnated emperor of the Lesser Antilles

I think the notes above really say it all