Today’s lousy brand of inclement weather here in NYC has most DOFB members longing for something that at least provides a modicum of the things we like best: speed, entertainment and the potential for outlandish deeds. In short – WE WANT SNOW.
With this in mind, I am most pleased to introduce you to the newest, and yet untested member of the DOFB fleet; Traditional Tactical Craft: Bombardierous Hibernous 11c. Code name: THE RAMMER.
Technical Specification:
Gross weight: 14 lbs
Dimensions: 72″L x 15¾”W.
Load Capacity: 648 lbs
Passenger Capacity: 11
Displacement: 1.375 Metric Ton (Crystalline H2O)
Operating Environment:
Weapons Array:
Fuel: Grog, pride and blatant disregard for the laws of physics
Governing Safety Standards: Camden Snow bowl Rules of Engagement, V7.4
Optional accessories:
For christ’s sake — a little snow already eh?
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